I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.