I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.