I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.