As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.