I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.