Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.