I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.