I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?