I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.