I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.