I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.