I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!