I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.