I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.