I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.