If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.