A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.