Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.