I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.