I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.