I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?