I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.