Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.