Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.