Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.