Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.