I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.