This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.