No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.