This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?