This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.