Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.
Kristen SchaalOh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
Kristen SchaalFingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Kristen SchaalI think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.
Kristen Schaal