This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.