This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.