Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.