Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Kristen SchaalThe torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.
Kristen SchaalI would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
Kristen SchaalI prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
Kristen Schaal