Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.