Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.