All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.