Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.