Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.