Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.