Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?