Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.