Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.