All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.