All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.