Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.