All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?