I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.