All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'