All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.