All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.