All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.