All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.