I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.