I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!