I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.