I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.