Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.