What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn't get so mad at them.
Kurt VonnegutTime is liquid. One moment is no more important than any other and all moments quickly run away.
Kurt VonnegutThe world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are.
Kurt VonnegutAmerican Rifleman and Field & Stream had ads for "varmint guns." Another varmint was a ground hog because a horse would be going along and he'd stick his foot in a ground hog hole and break his leg. So we were trying to prevent that, too. But we finally scared ourselves. We didn't realize we were nuts.
Kurt VonnegutWe were into the Speedway. We'd take a train out to the Speedway where farmers had flatbed trucks with bleachers on them. They'd park in the infield and we'd sit on those. Our heroes weren't the drivers, they were the pit crews. That's because we were local, and we knew what was going on.
Kurt Vonnegut