I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

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