Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
You write about what you know.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.