I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!