Iโd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Larry DavidIt's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
Larry DavidA date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
Larry DavidMost practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Larry DavidI wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.
Larry DavidDo not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
Larry DavidA place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
Larry DavidDid Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Larry DavidBeing Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Larry DavidHitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. Itโs really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
Larry DavidWho do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
Larry DavidI don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
Larry DavidI think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Larry DavidYou can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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