Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.