You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
You write about what you know.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?