The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.