I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied