I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.