Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

You write about what you know.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.