Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!