Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
You write about what you know.
A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
I find human contact repulsive.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.