A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.