I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
I find human contact repulsive.
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.