You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.