Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.