Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.