Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course