I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.