Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied