Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
I find human contact repulsive.