Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.