You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

I find human contact repulsive.