Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied