Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?