Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.