I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.