A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

You write about what you know.

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course