I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course