A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.