A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone