I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.