Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.