Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.