I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

I find human contact repulsive.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.