I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

I find human contact repulsive.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.