I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.