Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?