A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?