Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.