I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.