When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.