Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.