Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.