The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.