An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.