A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.