Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.