Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.