A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.