Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.