When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.