The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.