Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.