Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.