The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?