Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.