Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.