Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.