Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.