. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.