. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.