A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
When you see yourself quoted in print and youโre sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.