Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.