We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.