We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.